I haven't posted in like two days. Mainly because I was absolutely exhausted yesterday, having fought off a Sumo wrestler using some acrobatic Kung-Fu moves I didn't know I had, then sprinted 10km to safety because I was worried he would sit on my face, causing me to die an excruciating death. (God, I really need to stop rambling. This didn't even make sense, not even to me. Plus it's not even true because the reason I was so tired was that I was functioning on two hours' sleep from the night before [having watched the entirety of Once Upon A Time overnight - OMG it's so good, you should check it out. Plus ladies, the guy who plays Captain Hook is ORGASMIC. Crap, what if my boyfriend Prince reads this? Nah it's fiiiiine, he knows I THINK HE'S REALLY SEXY *ahem*] [Yes, I've given Prince Charming the permission to read my blog], including a trip to the gym during which I may have pulled my arse).
Captain Hook. FIT.
ANYWAY. What was I on about? Yesterday was a Good Day because I didn't binge nor stuck my fingers down my throat, which FELT SO DAMN GOOD! However, upon arriving home from the gym, I was tempted once by the Dominoe's voucher sitting in the hallway because it was 'Two for Tuesday' (Buy one, get one free) and I was so tired from having damaged my bum on the cross-trainer that I couldn't be arsed (pun intended HOHOHO God I'm hilarious) to cook.
BUT I resisted the Dominoe's voucher! 'YAY!,' I hear you say in wondrous admiration, 'Princess, you are amazing and sexy and my life has been meaningless without you. Anyway, WELL DONE!' Why, thank you. Instead, I boiled two new potatoes, baked a fish cake and had a side of cos lettuce, carrots and tomatoes salad with balsamic vinegar and olive oil, all washed down with a cup of green tea. Needless to say, I was proud of myself, so proud and happy that I went up to bed and fell asleep a happy girl while reading my copy of The Host (Stephenie Meyer) I bought that day (OMG It's actually not bad! Having read all of the Twilight books [Stop judging me, OK??? I was curious at the time], I was scared her lack of talent would extend to the rest of her works but actually I'm pleasantly surprised thus far)
Today was good too, though I didn't manage to go to the gym before work because I'm a lazy bum and preferred sleeping in. Had a bowl of cereal for breakfast with pink grapefruit juice and green tea (not actually IN the cereal because that would be gross), then work, then checked out a museum with Prince Charming in Bond Street (I'm surprised he didn't make a run for it when I practically dragged him to Karen Millen and LK Bennett on the way there), had a coffee / sandwich break at Pret A Manger (seriously, Pret is AMAZEBALLS, it makes me want to wet myself it's so good. And it's actually pretty healthy. If you buy the healthy stuff, that is. Obviously if all you ever eat is their Chocolate Moose [which is OBVIOUSLY not my case... NOM NOM NOM] then yeah you're screwed. No seriously, I had the crayfish sandwich on bloomer bread).
Anyway, Prince Charming is sitting in my living room right now, and waiting for me so we can start cooking dinner (baked chicken breast with mushrooms and new potatoes, with lots of salad). Honestly, can't men manage on their own? Do they always expect us women to change their diapers? (Actually if Prince wore diapers, then I'd be seriously worried). Nah, just kidding, he's actually pretty good at doing EVERYTHING for me even doing my groceries, I'm surprised he doesn't mind that I make him sleep on the floor of the kitchen, on top of that. HAHAHAHA GOD I'M HILARIOUS, I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN SHOW OR SOMETHING.